Drunk Ronald John Davis Jr. Offers Helicopter Rides at Fair

Suffolk, Virginia. The Suffolk Peanut Fest is gearing up for their 31st year celebrating peanuts. Last year the festival featured an unorthodox ride; The Drunken Helicopter. Ronald John Davis Jr., 51, offered rides in his helicopter for $10.00. The pilot from Florida was a hit on Friday and Saturday, but things got a little hairy [...]

G-String Santa Claus Arrested for DUI

Los Angeles, California - December 25, 2007. An impostor Santa Claus was arrested in Los Angeles on Christmas day. The fake Claus was discovered outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater in his vehicle. He was wearing a Santa hat, but that is where his official Santa costume ended.
The rest of his outfit was comprised of a red [...]

Flint Michigan Father Sucks at Parenting | Son Gets DUI

Flint, Michigan - November 8, 2007. A Flint, Michigan man, 41, was too drunk to drive home. He made a responsible decision not to drive. Unfortunately, that is where his good decision making skills died that night.
His solution to get home involved demanding his 13 year old son get behind the wheel. Most 13 year [...]